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[narcissistictendencies]

"Forget the hearse cause I'll never die,
I got nine lives,
Cat's eyes,
Abusin' every one of them and runnin' wild,
Cause I'm back"


You've failed to reach Tony Stark. Wonderland's mouthiest engineer is either out or dodging your call. Leave a message and I'll see what I can do. If it's urgent, Rogers or Banner know where to find me.

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[narcissistictendencies]

Uh. Yeah. I'd hate to see a world that doesn't.




Why? This feels like a loaded question. I'm not iNGen. We are not breeding dinosaurs in the mansion.

Or outside the mansion.

[actualwizard]

Give me a little more credit than that.

I was wondering how hard it would be to build one. A mechanical one.

...without an AI. It doesn't need to develop a mind of its own.

[narcissistictendencies]

Wow. That's just cold, kid. I learned my lesson with psychotic murder bots.

On that note, wouldn't a holographic one be safer? Three-dimensional projection. No muss. No fuss. No accidental killing sprees.

[actualwizard]

[Way to stick your foot in your mouth Billy] I totally did not mean it like that...

Oh. That's an even better idea. Would you be able to do something like that? I'm thinking of hosting a movie night.

[narcissistictendencies]

[You can't see it right now, but he's grinning, Billy.]

Would I be able to? Did you forget who you're talking to? Of course I'd be able to. Give me specs and I'll make it happen. I can turn your little cinema into a prehistoric forest of holographic proportions, Kaplan.

[actualwizard]

[And now he's grinning]

A whole forest? This will be much easier to do than what I had planned. Think it can be done by next month?

[narcissistictendencies]

You're giving me a whole month?

I get a whole month to redesign your entertainment centre?

Seriously?

Yes.

[actualwizard]

...I feel like I should be worried. But I'm too excited to see what you come up with. Have at it.

[narcissistictendencies]

Famous last words, kiddo. See you in a month.